As well as the possibility of having Michael Myers lurking around the next corner, there are hazards to be found (and injuries avoided) with even the most innocuous of trick or treating adventure. Still, whilst I’m all for a safety first approach, it can be overdone.
Dressing up and trick-or-treating is a treasured part of childhood. To keep the evening’s fun meter on high, the Center for Disease Control and other health and safety groups advise:
Allowing children to go out during daylight hours only, unless accompanied by a responsible adult.
But it gets dark early at this time of year. And trick or treating at 3 in the afternoon just isn’t the same. Still, you could always give the kids dark glasses to give the impression of night.
Never allowing small children to go out alone on Halloween. Make sure an older sibling or adult is with them.
Why let them go out at all? Bad things happen out of doors & it’s far safer to leave them locked up in the attic. If you have to let kids go trick or treating, it should be carried out via Skype only!!
Planning a safe route and knowing where your older children are at all times. Set a time for their return home.
I’d suggest having them on a bungee cord – you can yank them back at the appropriate time then.
Instructing them to stop only at familiar houses in your own neighborhood unless you or another responsible adult is with them.
(In which case, go ape sh*t).
Instructing them not to eat any treats until they bring them home to be examined.
All treats should be forensically examined before being consumed. DNA data (for the purposes of elimination – and incriminating potential suspects - having been collected from ‘treaters’ in advance.
Instructing them not to go into the home of a stranger or get into anyone’s car.
Where’s the rape alarm, mace spray and Nunchaku?
Making sure the trick-or-treaters carry a flashlight, glow stick or have reflective tape on their costumes so they are more visible to cars.
I’d dunk my child in day-glo paint.
Letting them know that they should stay together as a group if they go trick-or-treating without an adult.
Yep – no loners at Halloween. It’s scary out there!!