I warn you: I’ve decided to publish a blog post and I’ve never been moanier!
It’s been ages since I’ve blogged, but I’m not going to apologise or say I’ll try and blog more frequently now because:
- It’s not true, and I couldn’t give a flying frick about blogging or my blog. Actually, I think I prefer not blogging. So it probably will be months or years before you hear from me again — if you ever do; and
- Nobody reads this blog anyway.
Anyway, enough of that. My beef today is the stupid little loud hailer icon next to the minimise button in Word and other Office apps.
And when the sidebar popped up today after I hit the damned thing again, I spotted the following text:
Office has a fresh look. It’s modern and new, designed to help you focus on your best work.
Seriously? What a load of fucking bollocks.
I think progress peaked with Office 2010 personally. And this touchy-feely modern-vibe bullshit just makes me want to boke!