No Win, No Tea – legal work experience with a difference

From Roll on Friday 14/02/12:

Poor old Hogan Lovells.

Two years ago the firm launched its "Ladder to Law" programme. The scheme is intended to widen access to the profession by providing open days and work experience to kids from inner City state schools. It's clearly a very good thing. When it works...

Heavens to Betsy.  That sounds rather like inviting the hoi polloi to the legal party.  That can’t be right, old chap.

Yesterday morning one young student who was due to turn up never made it to the induction. Cue frantic calls from HR, the girl's parents and the girl's school.

Eventually she was found: setting up coffee and biscuits in Hogan Lovell's meeting rooms. Apparently she'd been wandering around lost. A temporary catering manager bumped into her, assumed that she must have been at the firm to do some waitressing work, snapped her up and packed her off to the meeting rooms.

Forgive me.  I know she’s young, may have been nervous and it’s up to employers to take care of students on work experience schemes, but the girl had a tongue in her head.  Did it not occur to her to mention she wasn’t there to train as a tea lady?  Or perhaps she thought that’s what life as a solicitor entailed.  In which case, she probably wasn’t ready to be let loose in the world of work to begin with.

Mind you, at least she wasn’t handed a file and directions to court to go and represent someone.  Then everyone would’ve been in trouble.

A mortified spokeswoman said that "the student is one of a number spending the week with us on a work experience placement to see what life as a lawyer is like. There were some  crossed wires that were very rapidly uncrossed and we have apologised to the student and their parents for the confusion. An internal investigation is under way and we are taking steps to ensure this can never happen again.”

There’s nothing wrong with working as a dinnerlady - just think of the fetching tabard she could have worn.  Remember the Muller Rice adverts from the 1990s?    
In any case, it serves as a healthy reality check; lawyers have to make tea occasionally, too.   Only at the start of their careers, of course, (and it usually involves doing a run to the coffee machine for the senior partners).  Lovells should have put a positive spin on the incident by claiming it was excellent training for the humility that’s needed as trainee.
 
And learning how to display dipped Belgian wafers on a doily is a transferable skill and excellent etiquette training that will no doubt come in later on when she’s throwing a dinner party trying to convince the powers that be that she has what it takes to make partner.

Another Law Actually Birthday

Yep. Another blogging birthday is ticked off.

I looked back at what I wrote a year ago and was depressed to realise it was more or less identical to what I planned to write this time.

So I just won’t bother.

I think I’ll go off and enjoy some Law Actually birthday cake instead. 

Valentine’s Day cards for Geeks (and Geekesses)

All found here.

Tweet heart?  Oh my!  Feel like moaning in despair at this one?  Permission Granted.

Inbox Zero isn’t awesome.  It’s an unattainable myth with no basis in reality.  As a Valentine’s Day card this fails miserably.  Next?

Hmm.  Cute.  That antenna is very, um, erect.  Probably just a coincidence. 

Bit of a damp squib.  I can’t see many ladies’ hearts going all-a-flutter on receipt of this.  That’s not to say that HTML and CSS can’t be sexy.  It just isn’t here.*

^{*Ok, scratch that – it’s never sexy.}

Cracking.  That’s more like it.  Just tell me the message inside isn’t in Comic Sans though.

Ah, romance for the Facebook modern age.  I think we have a winner.

King’s Student Law Review

For those who aren’t in the know (and in the interests of karma), I thought it would be well worth flagging up the King’s Student Law Review, the existence of which I was alerted to recently.

So what’s the big deal?

Well, firstly, it’s an excellent peer-reviewed journal written by students for students everyone.

It describes itself as an:

online academic publication managed by students of the King's College London School of Law. The Review seeks to publish high-quality legal scholarship written by undergraduate and graduate students at King's and other leading law schools across the globe.

If you aren’t a King’s student and your law school has a law school magazine which is more like this, have no fear. The KSLR isn’t locked behind an expensive paywall; its open access policy means everyone can access and download the material completely free of charge – just as God intended. If you feel a bit funny accessing ‘free-as-in-free’ material, it’s also available via HeinOnline, for you old-school sticklers out there.

Either way, it’s well worth checking out.

Secondly, they’re accepting articles for publication.  Yep, all you law students out there – that’s where you come in.

Working on the basis that practise makes perfect, writing an article for the KSLR would provide you with a great opportunity to improve your legal writing whilst getting your name out there. Plus, for those undergraduates keeping an eye on the future (that’s more or less everyone, right?) it’s something else which might elevate your CV over those of your peers.

That’s not the only incentive, though, as for each edition, the author of the best judged article is awarded £250.

Oh yes. 

The requested word count for each article is between 5,000 to 10,000 words. Like I said, practise makes perfect.

Still, if that sounds a bit over-ambitious for you, submissions are also welcome for shorter pieces (around 1,000 words) for their various blogs in the following areas:

• European Law
• Legal Theory
• Human Rights
• Constitutional Law
• Commercial Law
• Criminal Law
• International Law
• Legal Practice, Procedure and Profession

Submissions for the next edition of the KSLR are due by 29th February 2012, 23:59 GMT, so, you know, you might want to get your skates on!

Submissions for the blogs are welcome at any time.

You can find submission guidelines on their website at http://www.kslr.org.uk/. 

While you’re at it, why not follow them on twitter via @KCLSLR, too?

Family of brain-dead teen seeks permission for euthanasia

From the Onion:

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

The tragedy is we were all like that once. (Some more than others perhaps).

Still, one painless injection and that’s it. Preferable to puberty any day, I guess.

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

Siri and Scottish accents

I was on a train on Saturday when I overheard someone asking their iPhone all kinds of weather updates – with varying degrees of success. Yep, it was snowflake panic central throughout the whole carriage.

In the circumstances, it would have been a lot more efficient to have used the touchscreen instead of speech recognition to find out that the 5 snowflakes that had settled were enough to bring the country to its knees. I’m not an Apple user myself, and despite the good things I’ve heard about Siri, it’s not enough to make me buy an Apple product.

I’m still somewhat burned by the crashing disappointment of speech recognition back in the late 90s and I find it tough getting past this mental block. I recognise that it has come on a long way since then and Siri, for what it’s worth, seems to be a significant leap forwards.

However, just like my experience on Saturday, this hilarious spin on an Apple iPhone commercial stands as a painful reminder that speech recognition technology still has a long way to go.

Having a wee bit of trouble.

Should they claim

Recognising that large swathes of the public wouldn’t trust a personal injury solicitor further than they could throw him, one firm has decided to take on the challenge of restoring faith in this branch of the profession and in the worthiness of the claims they bring.

I know what you’re thinking: pity the poor PI solicitor, eh? It comes to something when they need to drum-up business and bolster their credibility using an online game. But let’s not be cynical – give it chance.

So, the idea is simple. You watch a selection of short clips in which people suffer various slips, trips, and RTAs and vote whether you think they should bring a claim. Personally, I think it’s missing a voiceover by Michael Buerke and the 999 jingle for dramatic effect.

So far, so good. But the key question for me is why people would want to do this.

Most people only think about instructing a personal injury lawyer if they’ve suffered some kind of accident or other misfortune. Otherwise, why would you?

And those who are in that unfortunate position, surely won’t be bowled over at the prospect of watching some poor chap going a over t from his bike following a head-on with for Ford Mondeo or an innocent pedestrian getting squished against a wall by an old dear with dodgy clutch control trying to reverse park her Citroën Saxo. If you’re recuperating at home with an accident claim pending, with only daytime TV and the thoughts of fashioning a noose from your clothes line to occupy you, do you really want to be exposed to anything that might tip you over the edge?

But what the heck, why not give it a go?  Just visit: http://www.shouldtheyclaim.co.uk

I wonder if there’s a board game version planned?