Introducing relax-a-law. Over 6 hours of recorded audio comprising 101 deep breathing and relaxation exercises designed specifically for busy lawyers. Now available for digital download.
Crazy long hours? Manic case load? Clients screaming for results? Hounded by the Solicitors Regulation Authority? Close your mind to all these worries and more and just drift away on a sensual journey into the unknown, with the soothing voice of Johnny Squaharlow.
Relax-a-law deep breathing exercises can be done anywhere: at your desk, in the boardroom, on the train - even in open court.
So the next time you’re stuck on a dreary conference call that seems it’ll never end, just stick them on mute and bung in your earphones.
Comes with a complementary set of massage oils.
Customer Testimonials:
“It’s brilliant, I feel so much more relaxed thanks to relax-a-law. (I did get some funny looks from co-workers, though, with my heavy breathing. Actually, they’ve reported me to HR. But still, I’ll be much more relaxed for the disciplinary hearing).”
“It made me forget the misery of being a lawyer.”
“Johnny Squaharlow makes my skin crawl. But my anxiety attacks have all but stopped”.
“relax-a-law totally changed my life. After a relaxation session with the free oils, my colleagues won’t talk to me, I’m in the middle of a messy divorce and my career’s on the skids. Thanks relax-a-law.”
Where can I get a copy?! ;D
ReplyDeleteI'll send you a complimentary copy - sales have been slow to take off. I think this is going the same way as 'choc actually'! :-(
ReplyDeleteHi is this still available?
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