What kind of commenter are YOU?

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, so thought it was about time again.

As before, I might be sailing quite close to the wind with the ‘most likely to be’ column, but I’m hoping the esteemed members of the ‘sphere take it on the chin with good humour! ;-) You’ll notice that I didn’t escape mention either.

	What it really means	We Say	Try	Most likely to be
The Spasmodic Commenter	You’ve a habit of going to ground every few months and then you spring up like you were there all the time.	Please don’t treat our blogs like cheap whores – only going to them when you fancy a bit of a change.	You know, that C-word... commitment! ;-)	Lost London Law Student; Swiss Tony
The Skim Reading Commenter	You start off actually reading the post but you kind of run out of steam half way through.	Watch out: your skim reading might get you in trouble one day! :p	Sorting out your attention span problems	Andro
The Verbose Commenter	You’ll happily throw up war and peace as a comment, without thinking about the poor souls who have to read it.	Go easy on your keyboard – you’re wearing that sucker out! ;-)	Keeping it brief	Law Minx
The Spam Commenter	You’re not really a commenter at all. In fact, you’re as welcome as haemorrhoids	There’s no point sugar coating the pill; we don’t like you, you smell bad and we especially don’t want you sullying our blawgs.	F**king off!	Sudip from Bangladesh who’s being paid by some SEO company who’s in turn paid by some personal injury firm to spam-link relevant blogs for Google juice!
The Tightwad Commenter	Sure, comments are free, but why give them away when you needn’t	Ever heard of karma? You’ve gotta share the commenting love.	Letting rip with a few comments every now and then.	Ramblings of a Scottish Student
The Profuse Commenter	You’re spewing comments left and right or you’ve ‘commenting diarrhoea’. Either way, it’s bad.	Maybe you’re just lonely? You could always try a help group? ;-)	Giving it a rest	Law Actually
The Anonymous Commenter	You might be a comment-virgin or a seasoned comment-whore in disguise... no one can tell. And that just stinks.	No one respects an anonymous commenter. I know, I know, but the truth hurts	Growing a pair and revealing yourself... um, that came out badly.	Um, well, ‘Anonymous’ funnily enough.
The Touchy-Feely Commenter	It’s all ‘hun’ this and ‘babe’ that, rounded off with a couple of XXs.	You’ve gotta whole lot of love to give, baby and you’re not afraid to show it!	Saying up front whether you expect the recipient to, you know, XX you back! ;-)	Aimless Wanderer; Look Good Legally
The Late to the Party Commenter	You like to keep abreast of stuff in the ‘sphere; you’re just a few weeks behind the curve, that’s all	Better late than never, I guess.	An RSS reader? ;-)	Law Dent