Yes, they’re back: Wacky Search Terms
It’s been a while since I’ve done a wacky search terms post, in which I document the various weird and wonderful phrases people have Googled and gone on to stumble across Law Actually.
I thought it was high time they made a reappearance; think of it as an early Christmas special.
“is it a leggal for kid over 13 to trick a treat” Well, deciphering your question, I would say, yes, but only with his mummy's permission! ;-)
“flying cow storm” - wow... is that like something out of the bible?
“how do lawyers use dictaphone” – well, funnily enough, they speak into them.
“disposable fountain pen and how useless they are” – you get what you pay for! :p
“post man sues grit” - I hope grit’s got a good lawyer!
“poking yourself in the eye with a biscuit and missing your mouth” - what kind of person a) does this and b) googles it?! And doesn’t the second bit necessarily follow – unless, of course, this person routinely eats through their eye.
“what ever happened to the girl that fell down the sewer?” – she got very wet and very stinky.
“how do they catch pervs” - with a perv-net of course.
“what is the law in britain about boys using ladies toilets” Check out section 3 (1) of the Public Toilets Act 1982 - (otherwise known as the ‘caught short’ provisions).
“will my lpc provider tell me they have reported me to the sra” - oh God, just turn yourself in now.
“Student mneumonics for contract Law” - student what? :p
“google solicitors from hell then go to heaven law for less” Hmm.
“how to break into the paralegal law profession in England” - brute force, best ram it in a transit van.
“what can LLB lead to” - lots of debt.
“speeding but i can't afford solicitor” – diddums – you should have thought of that before.
“pornography and injuries” - to the reader from Germany who searched for this, I hope it was nothing serious and everything’s back in full working order! ;-)
“are law students really mean” - I'm saying nothing.
“lawyer block” - a free add-on for Firefox and Chrome?
“santa claus - criminal record checks uk” - If you discovered he's on the sex offenders register, I don't think you'd ever regard Christmas in the same way again.
“injured big swell and struck bond fingers at work claim” - you've done what exactly? I hope you called your doctor and lawyer, not necessarily in that order.