Family of brain-dead teen seeks permission for euthanasia
From the Onion:
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."
The tragedy is we were all like that once. (Some more than others perhaps).
Still, one painless injection and that’s it. Preferable to puberty any day, I guess.