More Wacky Search Terms
“is zune pass legall” Yes. Can you spell? No.
“i'm techno and you're not” – All right... don’t rub it in!
“my tennager's pretending to be a boy on the internet” – Holy Cow! And I thought I had problems. I take it your ‘tennager’ is a girl.... otherwise?
“legal practice course secret” – Go on then.... tell us what it is. Still, stable doors and horses spring to mind.
“llb worth it” – Probably not.
“is a llb worth it” – I refer you to my previous answer.
“law stuff” You know, just any old ‘law’ ‘stuff’.
“can a thief come in from roof?” I guess he can if he was suitably nimble. Or Spiderman.
“law student love life” – Slow, usually. Often non-existent (despite their fervent claims to the contrary).
“lawyer on a Dictaphone” – what is this, some kind of perverted menu?
“do people still use Dictaphones” – Yes, unfortunately.
“typical computer” – Base unit, monitor, keyboard and mouse.... usually with a bored office worker connected to it (or a teenager surfing for porn).
“lpc cornwall” – Oh come on – they’ve only just gas lighting.
“career prospects after lpc” – Let’s just say, don’t get your hopes up.
“ipod, i spilt water on mine” – Oh cripes. At least you didn’t put it through a spin cycle like muggings, though. Yes, it was pronounced dead at the scene.
“working law student” – A contradiction in terms if experience is anything to go by.
“hardworking law student” – Even rarer.
“typical charges computer service uk” – excessive, usually.
“funny computer wallpaper for law student” - Law Lord pulling a mooner? I don’t know.
“essential reading for first year uk law students” – Somebody’s keen! Save your energy would be my advice. You’ll probably need it coping with an excess intake of alcohol and nights of carefree unadulterated lustful shenanigans as a freshman. Well the booze part is usually correct.
“injury compensation eyebrow waxed” – well you can try it. You’re a glutton for punishment, though: waxing your eyebrows and placing yourself at the mercy of personal injury lawyer.
“is law still worth studying if you get bad grades” – No, to be quite frank, it’s not. Don’t look at me like that – it’s tough love, baby.
“lawactualty” – Oh please – do me a favour.
“examination question on competition law” – tricky usually. And I’ve just finished dealing with that baloney so leave it for now. Deal?
Quite who in Bulgaria is searching for “law atually” I don’t know. But thanks for swinging by.
“what to revise for law a2 exam” – I don’t know – maybe the content you’ve been studying all year. Just a thought.
“how to make law exam notes” – Try using your own initiative?
“lpc cricket blogspot” – Whatever floats your boat.
“is lpc exam an open book exam?” - Which exam would that be exactly? And there was me thinking the LPC drummed specificity and attention to detail into students.
“revise, law, exams, 1 month” - Plenty, of, time, I would, say. :p
“llb student revision notes” – make your own, lazy!
“is llm in commercial law worth it if have llb” – Wow. Go straight for the jugular, eh?! I’ll tell you the answer in a year or so I guess.
“how hard is law in uni?” - Oh, please! What do you expect me to say?
“what is so interesting about competition law” – Good question... I’m still racking my brains.
“mum mooning the camera” – Shame on her, I say!
“riam dean not telling truth” – I’m not saying anything.
“facebook friend request from former girlfriend” – ooh sounds complicated. Could get messy.
“who hates working at Abercrombie” – Quite a lot of you, it would seem.
“the law on the use of dictaphones at work” – Ah, this one I can answer: your first port of call should be the Occupational Sound Recording Devices Act of 1893 (as amended). As I remember, it’s complimented by the EU Acoustic Recording Devices at Work Regulation 2003. And of course, the leading case of “Suffering Colleague v Pompous Boss at Desk 2007 All ER 284” affirmed that anybody using a Dictaphone in the presence of others is extremely annoying.