Pupillage Portal 2
Painstakingly puzzle over how to solve the riddle of gaining a pupillage as your alter-ego, Chell, leaps from one scrape to another with the help of her trusty portal gun. Just like the omnipotent chambers to which you apply, GLaDOS will continually goad you, trick you, mock you and ultimately reject you, leaving you a quivering heap of nerves on the floor.
Yep, just like the real pupillage portal then!
Available on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC.
Here’s what folks are saying:
60 hours of gameplay and I’m still pupillage-less. What a bas**rd!!
“If I can’t get a pupillage with my portal gun in a video game, what chance do I stand in real life? Screw this sh*t!”
Heck, we never said it would be easy.
Ahuwh, ahuwh, [more crying noises] … I’m not sure I want to be a lawyer anymore!
Anyway, enough of that.
So roll-up, roll-up and get your copy of the most pointless product since the Pupillage Portal for Cretins guide was published!