Karaoke… for lawyers
Lawyers aren’t particularly renowned for letting their hair down, so what better way to help them unwind than with free-flowing tequila, a stage and a good ol’ karaoke machine.
Professional etiquette might prohibit traipsing over to the entertainment hall at Butlins and getting down and dirty with a Britney Spears rendition but even personal injury lawyers have to cut loose occasionally. They can’t spend all their time ambulance chasing.
So, in a first of its kind ‘Karaoke for Lawyers’ (sponsored by Law Actually - of course) is coming to a bar near you. Here are some of the songs currently available.
“Pink - just like APIL” - inspired by a search term from one of my wacky readers...
Elvis Presley - “law me tender” - an obvious choice, but we’ve just gotta have a bit of Elvis.
“ABBA - money, money, money” - again, horribly obvious but hey-ho. All lawyers have a reputation (rightly or wrongly) for being evil, money-grabbing bast*rds. Why not play to it? Literally.
“Law Shine alight” - to bring back that warm fuzzy (and slightly cringe-worthy feeling) that came with winning Eurovision in ‘97).
Fatboy Slim - “I left my briefcase in el segundo” (we’ve all been there after all..)
All suggestions welcome. (Btw, I’d love a Britney Spears number if anyone can think of a ‘legalised’ song title).
Please note: accomplished vocalists need not apply... we kind of want that ‘strangling a cat’ sound.