“formula on how to benchmark high attrition of lawyers” - I think it's called the credit crunch... don't ask me for the formula though.
“just minxy models” - Just?
“perv chat” - oh you dirty web-surfer, you.
“fu*k you” – Charming. Just charming. Why would somebody search for this? I guess that's the typical Bing.com user for you! :p
"santa claus sample" - oh boy... a sample of what, exactly?
“what to revise for property equity and trusts exam” – try your syllabus for starters. But aren't property law and equity and trusts usually split?!
“shenanigans law” - ....I smell a sitcom brewing!!
“send-a-smile office 2010 turn off” - it certainly turned me off from the beta until I disabled it.
“facebook sex” - I get about half of dozen of this searches on Law Actually most days. Shocking, isn't it?
“grandpas porn” - oh.... dear!! You'll find nothing to get 'Gramps' off at Law Actually, I'm afraid. Or is this Gramps in the starring role - which is even more disturbing?
“are people who own fountain pens lawyers?” - Well, probably not ALL of them...
“advocate cocktails” - ill-advised.
“getting a job in new york as llm” Ok… I'm going to explain to you everything that's wrong with that question... this might take a while....
“how to make use of a calligraphic biro” - a calligraphic biro... errrrrm..... I refer you to my previous response.
"jeans bared her buttocks" - I hope the surfer from New South Wales who searched for this found what they were looking for...
"uk laws against santa" - seriously, what is this?
“in a lecture would you need to sit at the front with a Dictaphone” - Oh, no - most dictaphone users go out of their way to cause maximum annoyance/frustration to others present in room. They usually insist on sitting at the back but squeeze by and scramble over everybody else to go and place their wretched dictaphone at the front, switch it on and off during breaks and, of course, collect it at the end.
"underwear problems in office" -I should imagine there were lots of 'underwear problems' across offices all over the UK this month - what with it being Christmas party season and all! ;-)
“death cow attack” - Is this some kind of Star Wars spoof?
"nigella lawson gloopily and glossily" Oh yeah?!?! :p ;-)
"santa claus laws" - Strange as this might seem, there are no laws that I know of (in England and Wales at least) that specifically pertain to Santa Claus. That's not to say that no laws at all apply to him - see my previous post.
“lawyer on christmas tree” - I guess it makes a change from an angel, though it would certainly bring tears to his or her eyes.
“hitting dead ends with the dissertation” – An inevitable stage of the process.
“free nasty texting” – Please, show some restraint!
“colorado's vail ski accident l dangling upside legal sues down and pantless a ski lift. vail's blue sky basin” - It started off well, didn't it and then....? Typing random words into Google isn’t usually the best way to quickly find what you’re looking for. And just out of interest, what WERE you trying to look for?!
“i am here as the personal lawyer of the deceased to ensure that we have a successfully claim” - I think you can all make your own minds up about this one.
“dissertation work for bed students” – bed students? Is this a lazy form of distance learning?
“old boys clubs, uk, law” - It's invitation only, I'm afraid.
“paralegaling in hospitals” - Is that essentially junior ambulance chasing?
“sexey x-mis photos” - I'm not sure if that's a poor attempt at a play on words or just dodgy spelling.
“the legal law of the usage of a Dictaphone” - the legal law - I love it. :D
...and to top it off, here's a classic I found yesterday - a visitor from New Jersey with an apparent problem has turned to Google for help:
"sperm when texting a girl" - what do you even say to that? :-|
Michael I didn't realise law actually was part porn site :| Those are some incredibly wacky terms :P
ReplyDeletehmmphh... it's not part porn site - cheeky! I can't help it that a large proportion of visitors to law actually are perverted! :p
ReplyDeleteThe Old Boys' club hasn't been the same since it allowed women to become full members. I recommend White's...
ReplyDeleteexcellently entertaining as always Michael.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you actually do these wacky search term posts probably just encourages more wackos to drop by - they want their 15 minutes of fame. :P
Yeah, that dawned on me after I did my first wacky search post way back whenever that was; the fact I'm posting the exact term that somebody used to find their way to my site will only make it more likely for others to do the same.
ReplyDeleteOh well. I think the entertainment value is worth it! ;-)