A 44 year old man from Crestview, Florida has been charged with battery after his girlfriend told police that he sealed off one nostril and blew the contents of the other all over her.
According to Crestview Police Department’s arrest report, the nostril contained blood and other bodily fluids. The man had been in another altercation which caused his nose to bleed.
The report noted that the woman had blood splattered on her face, chest, arms and pants but there were no signs of any injury on her. The man is due in court on May 4.
I realise you’re meant to share things with your other half when in a relationship but nose gunk mixed with blood really isn’t one of them.
As well as reporting her charming lover to the police, I wonder what else she did to get her own back?!?
I’m also curious what stance the DPP would have taken if this had occurred in England / Wales.
BTW: I had great fun thinking up titles for this post; alas most of them were un-publishable and had to go something conservative in the end!! ;-)