Wacky Search Terms March 2010
“chocolate lawyers” – I could have made a choc-actually version for Easter – along the same theme as a hollow bunny.
“law only law nice websites” - Oh please, don't tell me law actually is a 'nice' website.
“hot pubis” - oh dear. An overheating pelvis can never be a good thing! :-$
“what is the preferred font for a legal letter?” - that is actually a good question - any ideas?
“stray sperm in law” – Not quite sure how to interpret that!
“real life experiences in hell” – LOL, and came back to tell the tale, eh?
“cheapest llb uk” - Remember - you get what you pay for! :p
“law cases involving sentimental loss of plant uk” – oh bless. You’ll be lucky.
“what do you do if you poke yourself in the eye and see blck dots” – well, for starters, I’d guess you’d say, “ouch, that hurt”. :-$
“woman awarded damages attacted by cow” – I should think so too, given that she was so wrongfully ‘attacted’!
“who did charlotte dymond cheat with” - fancy trying to suggest that Charlotte was a bit of a hussy.
“pubic hair pimples” - wow... sounds painful! :p
“LPC Student blog” - thanks, curious visitor on the network at Mogers Solicitors in Bath. Leave a comment next time, eh? :p
“what is the law on puke at work” - try not to, would be some good advice.
“what does experience with dictaphone mean” – I hope it’s not a pre-requisite for a job offer!
“what chat site do cops go on” – www.copsreunited dot com
“uk privacy laws bedroom window” - I smell a pervert.
“why should me wear seatbelt” – as through windscreen you might go! :p
“what makes a good stockroom assistant” – long arms, a willing attitude and plenty of deodorant I’d guess.